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Welcome to the disturbing place called my brain.

Jul 30 '14


Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

Jul 30 '14


I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus)

Jul 30 '14


Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.

Jul 30 '14




i wouldn’t even date myself

your standards must be impossibly high then

you smooth mother fucker

(Source: also-a-noun)

Jul 30 '14
"Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in."
my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)

(Source: maarnayeri)

Jul 30 '14


ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

Jul 30 '14


that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

Jul 30 '14

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: oxeous)

Jul 30 '14


i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget)